Hey best friend! I see you!
I tend to ignore you from time to time, especially when I want something that I know that I shouldn’t have.
I am going to let you keep talking and I am going to pretend that I am listening.
Wait, what did you just say?
Are you trying to tell me it’s not good for me? Are you insane?
Shut the fuck up and go sit your ass down in the back of my mind!
Ugh! Why are you so annoying?
Why were you right in the first place?
Please stop telling me “I told you so”.
I really hate you, but I love you at the same time
Why didn’t I just listen to you?
Why are you ALWAYS RIGHT?!
Next time, I will listen to you. PROMISE.